Poo

"I'm putting my poo to bed. I'm tucking him in with tissue". - Florence

I need a wee

"I need a wee Daddy"
- "You've already had a wee Ellie"
"I need a different wee"

Queenstown

"We go to Queenstown? Wow! Also, also, also Princesstown?" Ellie

Incy

"I know a song! Incy Winy spider, come out your web" Ellie

Christmas (Mismas) presents

I asked the girls what they thought Daddy might like for Christmas. Their replies were (guess which is which)

1. A Barbie
2. A puppy dog.

Transport to Australia

Ellie, where are we going the day after tomorrow?
- Stralia
That's right, and how are we getting there?
-Boat?
No, we're going on an ai'...
-Elephant!

#Freak

"Daddy does freak me out" - Florence